You might have noticed that things on the site look a bit different now. We've installed some classy wood-grain, hung a few jerseys in the rafters, and--more importantly--started offering titles for posts and laying down a proper archives section. There's also some space for links on the right in a blogroll. So if you have something to promote, send it our way and we'll consider putting it up there.
As the season inches closer, we're preparing some running features and ideas for posts. This week you can expect an exhaustive review of the new iteration of NBA Live, for instance. Jelly might even write something. Excited?
To pretend as if this post has something to do with sports, here are some videos concerning the defending champs:
I think The Big Aristotle could peer into the future and tell me the exact moment of my death, and I wouldn't be upset as long as he smiled and pointed at me. If I'm scheduled to die in the next five or ten years, I might need a thumbs up from him, but otherwise I'm good.
Who can forget the 'Toine shimmy? Pancake Face trots this out every time he makes a big play. So he's done it about four times in the past decade. By the way, 645 three-point attempts in one season is actually not a record, but it's close.
Watching white people try to do this dance never gets old. Why weren't there any Mike Doleac shots? Come on, Miami media. Give me the goods.