Friday, May 18, 2007

NBA Playoffs Stopgap Post

Time's flying by. In a few minutes, we'll be down to four teams vying for the NBA crown, and there's been a minimum of playoff analysis on my part. Why start now? Here's the top ten Photoshopped NBA pictures I've seen in the last few weeks. I should note that I kind of find it endearing when something is Photoshopped poorly. Like, you get the sense that this person just had to put a picture of someone's head onto someone else's body, even if he didn't actually have the skills to do it properly.

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These family pictures have become really popular lately, and they're all equally creepy.

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Golden State fans have attacked Charles Barkley for his comments about the Bay. Most of them are just pictures of him standing by the Golden Gate Bridge with a box of Krispy Kreme. But a more complicated Photoshop is a better Photoshop.

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Speaking of Charles--oh wait, that's not Photoshopped.

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It seems as if Brokeback Mountain came out years ago, but bored college kids are still making jokes about it. Are bored college kids becoming more clueless and dated than my parents?

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Kind of a played description of Sam Cassell, but I'm feeling it. He wasn't in the playoffs, but whatevs.

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This seems like a pro-Warriors creation. Then again, 300 was at least as gay as Brokeback Mountain.

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Jesus: turned water into wine, gave blind men sight, healed the lame, paced loaves and fish, rose from the dead, inspired millions with his teachings, was probably even a decent carpenter. LeBron: can't take control of a playoff game against the friggin' Nets. I imagine Jesus did smirk a good bit though.

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Lovely.

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