Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Michael Phelps' Olympic Twitter

Come on, he's ripe for mockery. It's pretty much TANBR's job to knock this kid down a peg. This is an imagined Mike Phelps Twitter; and if you don't know what Twitter is, get familiar. Matter of fact, this is mine, and you're welcome to follow me. Pause.


Playing Journey on the Olympic Village jukebox all day, bra.

goldenboy
Damn, not one Smith & Wollensky in all of Beijing--best believe I'm getting that Speedo bonus in porterhouses when I get back.
11:09 pm August 19, 2008
from web

goldenboy
Swimming.
9:15 am August 18, 2008
from mobile web

goldenboy
Reading TANBR. Those dudes are crazy. Shout out @cbowes!
9:11 pm August 17, 2008
from web

goldenboy Swimming.
8:02 am August 17, 2008
from mobile web

goldenboy Practicing looking humble in the mirror.
8:00 pm August 17, 2008
from web

goldenboy Forget Mark Spitz. I've got more golds than France. Holla at your boy.
6:21 pm August 17, 2008 from mobile web

goldenboy Swimming.
10:39 am August 16, 2008
from mobile web

goldenboy Swimming.
8:44 am August 15, 2008 from mobile web

goldenboy @mistymaytreanor Nothin' but my swimsuit. What're you wearing?
7:59 am August 15, 2008

goldenboy We're behind China in the medal count, but guess what, chinks? Track and field hasn't even started yet. (Yeah, I'm racist.) Word is bond.
10:15 pm August 14, 2008 from web

goldenboy Swimming.
4:06 pm August 13, 2008 from mobile web

goldenboy Swimming.
2:10 pm August 13, 2008 from mobile web

goldenboy Swimming.
11:11 am August 13, 2008 from mobile web

goldenboy @meloman15 Nothin' much, my dog. Just about to take a dip.
6:45 am August 13, 2008 from web



goldenboy
Shaving my pubes so you can't see them when I pull my NASA suit down. j/k the chlorine kills them all LOL!
6:30 am August 12, 2008
from web

goldenboy I'm pretty sure "Panamanian" is my favorite nationality to say. Second is "Bahamanian."
11:59 pm August 11, 2008

goldenboy Violating some Romanian badminton player's human rights...with my dick! LOL!
9:09 pm August 11, 2008

goldenboy
Swimming.
4:37 pm August 11, 2008
from mobile web

goldenboy
Swimming.
10:02 am August 11, 2008
from mobile web

goldenboy
Hanging out with my boy Carmelo. B-More 4 Life!
3:15 pm August 10, 2008 from web

goldenboy
Swimming.
7:33 am August 9, 2008 from mobile web

goldenboy
Opening ceremony's awesome--might sneak in a swim afterwards.
8:15 pm August 8, 2008 from mobile web

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Every time my uncle the dentist sees Michael Phelps in his crazy swim pants pulled down ever so low, he says "You can almost see his privates!"
LT