Shawn Kemp signed a million dollar deal with Premiata Montegranaro in Italy. Why is no one talking about this? My man Jelly just shit himself. I mean, anyone who saw the August 5 Slam feature on the Reign Man had heard the rumors, but this is amazing. I have to break out my Supersonics Starter jacket and my Kemp hologram cards.
Some Italian dude: ""I am happy that a player that has made basketball history would come to Montegranaro." My roommate sophomore year of college: "For the party, instead of swamp juice, we should call the punch I made 'Shawn Kemp Power Juice.'"