Monday, September 15, 2008

Andrew Hatch's Possible Statlines at Auburn Next Weekend


Seen here praying at the National Championship media day. Figures.

10/25, 0 TD, 2 INT

13/29, 1 TD, 2 INT

13/25, 13/14 bubble screens less than 7 yards, 0 TD, 1 FUM

11/28, 0 TD, 6 Richard Dickson staredowns

9/15, 5 Charles Scott bailouts, 0 TD

8/19, 1 TD, 4 WTFs

11/17, 1 TD, 3 broken play rushes, 16 shots of Jordan Jefferson on sideline

10/28, 0 TD, 9 Mauckian designed QB draws, 8 wishes Russell Shephard was one year older

7/10, 2 TD, 1 Gary Crowton contract renegotiation

9/20, 0 TD, 9 Mike Patrick remarks about how smart he is "since he went to Harvard"

8/21, 0 TD, 1 "Is Jarrett Lee any better than this?", 1 "Nah."

3/14, 0 TD, 1 benching, 1 Jordan Jefferson redshirt pulled, 8 Todd Blackledge regrets that they didn't have time to discuss Hatch's really interesting Mormon missionary work

3/14, 0 TD, 1 Todd Blackledge: "Whatever, just run that piece of me eating barbecue at some local Auburn restaurant-- people love those."

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